
It is amazing how boring the life of a housewife is. It is so hard to come up with clever and funny things to talk about. For truly funny stories check
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I
did not stage an all out war with the ants taking over my bathroom. If I did go to war you can bet your bottom dollar I won. I
do not blame the warm weather for the ant problem. It
is not supposed to be winter people. It
is summer ALL year long here. Ants are gross!
I
did not come to bed last night to find hubs fast asleep fully clothed, glasses askew on his face, on top of the covers with the lights blaringly on. When awakened, he
did not mumble incoherently about Jaws coming to get him. Nope...didn't happen. (blaringly is not a word...I checked...and still used it anyway!!!)
I
did not walk Kassie late at night this week and she
did not do a little extra business and I
did not leave it there for hubs to pick up in the morning. That would give away the fact that I left her leash (with bags) at home...NOT ME!!!
I
did not lay awake at night this week thinking about what to pack for our trip to Chicago or how to pack everything in the suitcases. That certainly
did not make me too tired to get up for Sunday School.
I
did not go to the San Diego Wild Animal park Friday with my mom because that would be horribly boring. The weather was
not perfect (damn ants) and I
did not see any animals close up...at all. And I
would never use my cell phone to take pictures because I have not one but two digital cameras.
Of course I would remember to take one with me.
I
am not excited about going to Chicago for Thanksgiving to see my M-I-L and niece and nephew (and bro & sis in law). So
not excited that I
did not buy the kiddos each a stuffed animal when I was
not at the wild animal park. Nope, not me!