July 29, 2010

5 Question Friday

 
1. Did you have a favorite blanket or toy as a kid? If so, do you still have it? I don't know when I acquired this thing, sometime in my teens, but I cannot sleep without a special pillow my hubs dubbed as "Huggy". That's right. I sleep with it in my arms. Over the years it's shape has changed to be more skinny and round than flat. To be honest, it's not even the original. It got kinda gross so I got pillow stuffing and made a new one the same size as the old one. It goes everywhere with me for overnight trips. A substitute just will not do either.

2. Do you dream in color? Of course! Very vivid dreams..like I'm really there.

3. How tall are you? Do you wish you were shorter or taller? 5'5" I've always been okay with that.

4. If you could have anyone's (celeb or other) voice as the guide on your GPS, who would it be? I don't use a gps but the guy, may he rip, who used to do the movie trailers would be fun to listen too. lol Imagine his deep dramatic voice telling you to make a U turn as soon as possible. Or recalculating. Ha...funny stuff right there. For that matter, Larry the Cable Guy would be hilarious too...git-r-done!

5. Do you return your shopping cart to the corral or leave it wherever in the parking lot? Depends on how far the cart return is from my car. If it's a stall or two over I'll take it otherwise I leave it anywhere! Yup, I'm that person.

July 28, 2010

A letter to my love...

Dear Food,

Yeah, it's not working out.

You gotta go!

Please pack your bags and be gone by morning.

It was lovely while it lasted.

You're just not good for me.

Our relationship is not healthy.

I might be willing to give you a second chance in a few months.

But for now, please just leave quietly.

No, no...it's not you, it's me.

Don't embarrass us both and make a scene.

Don't call me, I'll call you.

I'll sure miss you.

I'll be dreaming about you...nightly.

Yours truly,
an embarrassed fat girl


Dear Treadmill,

I hate you!

You must stay!

I'm gonna beat the crap outta you daily!

You'll be sorry!

If you know what's smart you'll kick the junk off of you!

Dust yourself off!

Be ready and willing to take your beatings!

I'm coming after you with a vengeance!

Cordially,
a soon to be svelte and skinny girl


Dear Diet Pepsi,

Maybe we can work something out.

Would you be okay with 1 or 2 per day?

Otherwise, you can follow food out the door.

I thought so!

Love you...mwah!
me


Dear Water,

Seriously?

Why?

Maybe we could be friends???

Don't hurt me!

Scared,
my bladder can't handle this


Dear Bladder,

Suck it up.

You wanna be skinny right?

Sincerely,
water

July 25, 2010

My latest foray into nature

When I went to the zoo a few months ago I was so proud of the pictures I took. I took many many pictures, photoshopped them, then did a series of blog posts about it. But, the reality is...it was a zoo. The animals are all caged. The plants are grown and taken care of by trained botanists. It was a controlled environment.

But this...this is God's work! Pure nature at it's best. Now this I am proud of! These pictures were taken at the Kitchen Creek campground(near Campo/Mountains-high desert) and at In-Ko-Pah(near Jacumba/desert).




 I would have loved for this shot to be in focus. The dragonfly kept moving from branch to branch.
This is a much better focused picture but he moved to a position that was hard to shoot.

Can anyone guess what kind of little bird this is? A couple of hints: they never stay in place for long, their wings are ridiculously fast, I've never seen one land and stay still for such a long period of time(at least a minute or longer). He landed on a branch right above my head. I was stoked! Have you guessed yet? It's a hummingbird!

This is the tower at In-Ko-Pah. Yup, I climbed to the top. Lots of stairs were involved...in the 103 degree heat. The view was worth it. It overlooks the desert below. I have no pictures of the desert because the marine layer was so bad that the pics were all ugly.
This is what the hills around In-Ko-Pah and Jacumba look like. It's quite unique. The rocks are another amazing work from God. I've never seen another desert region look like this.
Proof we were in the desert!

Okay, so not all the rocks are God's work. Man came along and redid some of it. Someone in the 1930's came along and carved a bunch of these rocks to look like different animals. Luckily, this was as close as I got to a snake on this trip.
My mom always falls victim to my camera!
And that concludes my trip into nature...for now anyways!

July 18, 2010

gettin' to know me!

 Guess what? GUESS WHAT!!!! The 2 pesky goats that I referred to as the Lawnmower and the Weedwacker are gone. That's right GONE! The landlord decided she could not afford to put up a separate fence to pen them in their own yard and keep them away from our front porch and door. So she gave them to someone in the area. She said they would make weekend appearances from time to time to eat the weeds*snort*(side note, they didn't like the weeds...they like the trees).

Anyhoodles, guess what replaces them? A pig! She brought home an itty bitty piggy. (This woman needs to just buy a farm) The pig is about 2 months old, she's black, she has an itchy back and they named her Kesha(pronounced Key-sha). The jury is still out but I prefer the pig to the pesky goats. Oh, and, we still have the 2 smaller goats but they keep to themselves. It's all good!


Getting to know YOU
1. If you had to choose a country to live in besides USA (or the country you live in), which would it be? Maybe Australia. Yeah...Australia!
2. Which would be worse, wearing flip flops in the snow or wearing gloves in the summer? Flip flops in the snow! brrrr!
3. Fried or Bake and why? Well, for taste, fried but we all know that's baaaaaad for you. So my final answer is baked!
4. If you were an entertainment reporter, which celeb would you love to interview and why? Ummm, Maybe Robin Williams. He's hilarious and his funny is always turned on. Of course I could pick a hotty but would they be funny?
5. What was your favorite book as a preteen/teenager? I loved to read the Sweet Valley High books. I loved the twins Jessica and Elizabeth.
6. List your top 3 guilty pleasure television shows. I like reality tv. My favs are Survivor, Project Runway and the Biggest Loser.
7. What bumper sticker slogan best describes you/your attitude/your life? ???
8. If you were to join a circus - what performer would you be? The bearded lady??? Seriously, I don't know. I've never wanted to join the circus!


And lastly, now that I got my anger out of my system about the credit fraud it is bugging me that those nasty icky words are in print on MY blog. I'm gonna go replace them with something a little less abrasive. Thanks for letting me vent!

July 16, 2010

5 Question Friday


1. Do you collect anything? Dust, spiders, goats, dog hair, books, and cute little thimbles of all the places I've been.

2. Name 3 celebrities that you find good looking. Jeremy Piven, Bradley Cooper, and Ryan Reynolds...nomnomnom!

3. Do you have any scars? If so, what's the story behind it (them?)? My most notable scar is on my neck. I had half of my thyroid removed almost 10 years ago. Thankfully, no cancer. Funny, this past year hubs had a similar surgery on his thyroid(different reasons) and we now have matching neck scars! Now hubs? His body is a freakin' road map! Goes with having a kidney disease...and a love for rock climbing.

4. What is a food that you like to eat, but others might think it's gross or weird? Sunflower seeds, fries dipped in ranch, sunflower seeds after eating a bowl of ice cream. You know, the usual. (I know these are not that weird but I don't eat weird food. Oh, and hubs doesn't like them so there.)

5. Have you ever seen a tornado in real life? Hellz to the NO!!! I'll take earthquakes any day of the week!

July 15, 2010

TYVM



To the @$$hole meany who lured me in on Craigslist with the promise of a new rental house...THANK YOU VERY MUCH!

For emailing me back with no personal information on you but saying the place was as good as ours~all we had to do was get a free credit report and providing the link to such a site~and super careful me actually fell for it...THANK YOU VERY MUCH!

For making me sit on pins and needles all day yesterday cause you were not emailing me back...THANK YOU VERY MUCH!

To my instincts to do some sleuthing this morning...thank you very much!

For finding out that the scam was the credit report website and they already had ALL of our personal info along with our bank card number...effing THANK YOU VERY MUCH!

To the bank and credit companies for being pleasant and helpful in putting blocks on our accounts...thank you very much!

And lastly, to the effing @$$hole meany who ruined a perfectly good day and made this nice sweet christian girl cuss...THANK YOU VERY MUCH!!! I'd prefer to live with the stupid goats then in that other house anyways(@$$HOLE)!

Sorry for the potty mouth. I needed that and I do feel better. Thanks kmama!

July 10, 2010

California to Washington and back!

This is going to be a very long pictorial post. There are 45 pictures here with some explanations. Keep in mind I whittled it down from over 1000 pictures. These were, in my mind, the best of the best. If you are not interested in my mad photo skillz or my vacation...I understand...and you may exit stage left now. Otherwise, grab your popcorn and Diet Pepsi and pull up a chair...

This vacation took us from San Diego up to Tacoma, Washington. We spent most of the time on the coast line with a few treks inland. I have made this trip before with the most beautiful weather imaginable. Sadly, this trip was spent mostly under the cover of thick fog. I did not mind the fog except I was looking forward to awesome pics with my newish camera Zoey. Speaking of the weather...sorry most of you are dying of the sweltering heat. It's gorgeous here on the Left Coast.

Our first day was long(12ish hours) but we took the 1/101 all the way up the coast to San Jose. Gorgeous scenic road...but long and curvy. Oh, and guess what I forgot at home??? My camera battery and charger. I just wanted a last minute good charge. Thankfully there were plenty of Fry's along the way.(Fry's is an electronic store)

Just a note...we took this route both coming and going and the pics of the coast cover both trips.
This is the famous Bixby bridge. It is seen in a lot of movies and commercials.

Next stop, the Winchester Mansion in San Jose. The wife of the Head of the Winchester company went nutso in her later years and built a huge house to appease the ghosts of all the people killed by a winchester rifle. No pics allowed inside the mansion!
Same day, we drove a few miles to Felton, CA to ride the Roaring Camp Railroad train. (My mom is a train buff and all trips must include 1 or more trains) We have done this train a few times before already but it was Rose's first time. This pic was taken at the end of the ride and was doing a blow down. Neat shot to get...I was lucky.
We drove through San Francisco but did not stop to sight see. Of course, we stopped at the Golden Gate Bridge. It too was fogged in. The fog did lift a little while we were there.


One of my favorite parts of California are the Redwoods. These trees are amazing. (hubs and I even honeymooned at the Sequoia National Park...that's inland but still the same family of glorious trees.) This tree is a tourist trap. Trees are not allowed to be cut out like this anymore. Our car did not fit through the opening due to the luggage rack on the top...all of Rose's junk!

This is at one of the tourist stops along the way in the Redwood forest. I have pics of me in front of these starting as a toddler all the way to adult.
We finally made it into Oregon. We had to drive inland a bit to get to Crater Lake. Worth the drive...don't you think? These pics are by far my favs and took my breath away when I saw them on my screen. It is hard to tell what you are getting from the small 3" screen on the camera.




After leaving Crater Lake we continued to drive north. Near Portland we veered off to follow the Columbia River. Talk about impressive. Plus, there are tons of gorgeous waterfalls along the way. This is Latourell Falls.
These falls are much more famous. The Multnomah Falls.
Rose being a teenager inside an old bridge we found.
We finally made it to Washington and to my sisters house. Rose was so glad to be home. Of course, we had a big family day out to ride the Mount Rainier Railroad train. We also stopped at a lake on the way and I took family shots for my sister. I have not gone through those yet but will soon and they will be on my photography blog.
On the way home we drove past Mount Shasta. That is in Northern California.


Just past Mt. Shasta is the Castle Crags. They are interesting to see. We just stopped by the side of the road for some quick photo ops.
Near Sacramento there is the Jelly Belly factory. We managed to get there an hour before they closed the tours. We just had time to do a tour and quickly shop in their gift shop before closing. We came home with tons of Belly Flops(the imperfect jelly bellies that do not deserve to carry the name jelly belly).

White Jelly Belly one(consider your arm punched)!!! hehe...and I don't even have cable tv and I know the current commercials.
We made our way back to the coast(still heavily fogged in). Our last stop before coming home was the Hearst Castle. It's in San Simeon, California. It sits high on a hill, just a speck from the road. Note, when we drove past it going north it was clear over the Castle. Coming back and during our tour you could not even see it up close. So I got no pictures of the castle. This is the Castles front door.
This is the castles front entry from the inside. No flash photography allowed inside so all my pics are without flash.
This is an example of one of the many gorgeous ceilings. They were all equally impressive.
The grounds had a gorgeous outdoor pool(fogged in) and this huge indoor pool. All that gold trim you see is just that...GOLD!!! I wish I had that kind of money laying around!

We saw tons of wildlife on this trip. This was at a view point on the CA coast. People were feeding the squirrels and trying to pet them...idiots! Squirrels are still wild and can carry diseases.
This was also in CA near San Simeon. We found tons of these elephant seals lounging on the beach(it stunk too).

This was in Northern CA near the Redwoods. Tons of Elk!
This little guy was also found in the Redwoods. He was like a sentinel, pacing back and forth on the railing.
Also in the Redwoods. He landed on a railing just below where I was standing.
And...of course I must include some flowers.




Well, that concludes our trip. We made it home safely and all my laundry is washed. Woohoo! Please leave a comment on your favorite picture! I can't wait to get caught up on everyone's blog.

(Please note, this was a long post to write...I did not proof read and edit any major mistakes...I'm tired...my fingers hurt...I can live with it if you can!)