Not Me! Monday

Time for another episode of Not Me therapy. If you need therapy too go here for the rules. And then go read more funny Not Me's here.

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There is no way I, of sound mind and body, would ever venture out to Target 2 days before Christmas just for the sake of boredom. If I did, I would never have fell victim to a new purse. Said purse was not, in fact, the reason I may or may not have actually gone in the first place.

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I did not meet up with my oldest and bestest for an impromptu lunch and proceed to wile away the next 3 1/2 hours of my life yakking or chatting or giggling or laughing or... If I did, there is no way that at one point she started laughing uncontrollably at me because there is NO WAY I would ever use the word 'anyhoodle'. What a ridiculous word. I, in turn, did not start laughing uncontrollably with her... for like 10 minutes!

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Keeping it short this week...Happy New Year!!!